Backwards
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backward.
A cow walking backward.
Bacteria
Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
Bacteria
He supports bacteria, it's the only culture he has.
Backwards
Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backward.
He said it was because he knew the town backward.
Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Bagpipes
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Bagpipes
What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't.
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't.
Bachelors
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
Bachelors
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and throw confetti.
Sneak up behind him and throw confetti.