Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Babies
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Because it always has a rattle.
Bacteria
He supports bacteria, it's the only culture he has.
Bad ideas
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
Because you should never press your luck.
Backwards
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backward.
A cow walking backward.
Bagpipes
What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Bachelors
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
Bagpipes
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Bagpipes
Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
If someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
If someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!