Joke Topic - 'Bad Ideas' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bad Ideas'.

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't.

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I review your notes.