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Joke Topic - 'Backwards' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Backwards'.

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backward.
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backward.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

Birds

Does your pet bird ever wonder why you're sitting there, staring at the carpeting, when you're reading the newspaper?

Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

Doctors

I went to the doctor; it was pretty serious. He gave me six months to live. But he gave me another six months when I couldn't pay his bill.

Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying pan, into the friar.'

Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.

Bosses

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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