Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Angel
What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
Elephants
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
Patience
Give me patience and I want it now!
Car Drivers
When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
Wedding Anniversary
Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Horses
When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
License
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Politicians
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.