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Joke Topic - 'Backwards'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Backwards'.


Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.

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What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!


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Earthquakes in Australia.


Give me patience and I want it now!

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When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.


When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!


I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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