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Joke Topic - 'Backwards'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Backwards'.

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Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.
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What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.


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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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