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Joke Topic - 'Backwards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Backwards'.

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What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.


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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

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