Basketball
What do you get if you cross a newborn snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
Bears
Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
Bears
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Baths
Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
Batman
How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
Bears
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
Batman
What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
Beaches
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
Bears
What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they go on vacation?
The bear essentials.
Batman
My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.