Blondes
We have a blonde where I work who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
Blondes
What would you call 15 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.
Blondes
What work does a blonde do in an M&M factory? Proofreading.
Blondes
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
Boots
Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Blood
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Blondes
How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Blondes
What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
Boots
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!