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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'B' - Page 6
This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'B'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'B'
Blood
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
Blood
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
Boa constrictors
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
They had a crush on each other.
Blood
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Blood vessels.
Blood
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
In the blood bank.
Blood
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
Blood type
What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
B-negative.
Board games
Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
Mean-opoly.
Blood
Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Because blood is thicker than water.