Breakfast
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
Boyfriends
You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a few days.
Breakfast
What do you call a story your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
Boyfriends
Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Boyfriends
When Jill's boyfriend popped the question, she said: 'I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
Brides
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
Boyfriends
Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
Brides
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the altar by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
Breakfast
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Brains
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear