Joke Topic - 'Bald' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said, 'Ever since the war, lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

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What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift-wrap a life?

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train engineer?
One minds the train; the other trains the mind.

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.