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Joke Topic - 'Bald'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Budgie

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Human

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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