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Joke Topic - 'Bald'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Coffee

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.

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