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Joke Topic - 'Bald'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.


I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

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Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.


Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.


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My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.

Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'


Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.


Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

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