Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drunks
I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
Squash
What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a
racquet!
Personality
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
Blondes
Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
Golf Clubs
Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
Weekdays
Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.
Ghosts
Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.