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Joke Topic - 'Bald'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

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