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Joke Topic - 'Bald'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Chosen

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.

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