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Joke Topic - 'Bald'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


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Snowmen

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.

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