Joke Topic - 'Bald'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bald'.

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.

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