Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Grandma
Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
Teddy Bear
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
Christmas
The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
Mama
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I
feel terrible.
Fool
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
Chosen
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
Wives
Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.