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Pub

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'

Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.

Skeletons

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.

Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.

Roses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

Borrow Some Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

Horses

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.

Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

Parents

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.