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Joke Topics
This is our collection of jokes arranged by topic.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pub
What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
'Ale, Caesar?'
Snowmen
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
By iceicle.
Skeletons
Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
Because the cold goes right through them.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Roses
When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
Borrow Some Money
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
Horses
How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
M, T, G, G.
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Parents
Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.