Joke Topics

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

Gas rig men grilled by villagers

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!