Joke Topics

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.