Business
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Chefs
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Job
The reward for a job well done: more work.
Dog Biscuits
What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
Golf
Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
Cars
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Genius
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Polar Bears
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
Vacation
How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.