Joke Topics

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy

The reward for a job well done: more work.

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.