Joke Topics

His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.