Politicians
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.Divorce
We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. If things don't work out, at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on. Married
How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand...Stealing
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.Cows
Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.Wives
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.Forget
I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or notChefs
Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.Mother-in-law
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.