Idiots
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius, and the other is a blooming idiot. Cannibals
What did one cannibal say to another?'Who was that girl I saw you with last night?'
'That was no girl; that was my supper.'Boyfriends
When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way. Economists
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.Waiters
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip, and there it was. Wives
How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction? Brains
If your brain was chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M. Fools
Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature. Reindeer
Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.