Joke Topics

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.

Don't vote - it only encourages them.

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.