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Supper

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Garlic

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

Fly

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Football

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.

Bees

What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.

Illegal

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

Economic

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.