Chickens
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!Lawyers
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.Birthdays
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday. Beer
What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).Trousers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long. Run
What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath. Banks
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.Laughter
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock. Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you must be a little patient.