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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

Husband

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.

Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

Dog

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!

Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

Cat

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.

What You Look Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

Yesterday

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.