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Scottish Jokes and Humour

Scottish Jokes and Humour

A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend so he took her for a ride in a taxi. The trouble was, she was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.
Jokes About Work

Jokes About Work

Interviewer: "In this job, we need someone who is responsible."
Job Applicant: "That's me. In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

Old lady (to street musician) - Do you always play br ear?
Street Musician - Yes, lady, 'ere or 'ereabouts.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores on the side of the good guys.
Jokes About Blondes

Jokes About Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Why Was? Jokes

Why Was? Jokes

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories

American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
Change a Lightbulb Jokes

Change a Lightbulb Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Jokes About Vampires

Jokes About Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.