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Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Jokes About Work

Jokes About Work

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
School Jokes

School Jokes

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Funny Newspaper Headlines

Funny Newspaper Headlines

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Jokes About Blondes

Jokes About Blondes

Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
What Do? Jokes

What Do? Jokes

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
Did You Hear? Jokes

Did You Hear? Jokes

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
Jokes About Blondes

Jokes About Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes

Change a Lightbulb Jokes

How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it - JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !"