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Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jilly.
Jilly who?
It's Jilly standing out here - please let me come in.
Jokes About Girlfriends

Jokes About Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
Jokes For Children

Jokes For Children

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
What Is? Jokes

What Is? Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
Jokes About Ghosts

Jokes About Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
Jokes About Pets

Jokes About Pets

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
Jokes About Marriage

Jokes About Marriage

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.