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Did You Hear? Jokes

Did You Hear? Jokes

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
What Do? Jokes

What Do? Jokes

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
Jokes About Cats

Jokes About Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Funny Car Bumper Stickers

Funny Car Bumper Stickers

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
Why Was? Jokes

Why Was? Jokes

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
Did You Hear? Jokes

Did You Hear? Jokes

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
Jokes About Cannibals

Jokes About Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users

Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users

If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.