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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
- Arthur moment and I'll go round the back.
Jokes About Vampires

Jokes About Vampires

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
What Do? Jokes

What Do? Jokes

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
Funny Definitions

Funny Definitions

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Why Was? Jokes

Why Was? Jokes

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
What Is? Jokes

What Is? Jokes

What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users

Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!