Home / Random Jokes and Funny Stories

Random Jokes and Funny Stories


These jokes and funny stories are selected at random from our jokes and funny stories database. Press "refresh" on your browser to see another random selection of jokes.

What Do? Jokes

What Do? Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
Jokes about Politicians

Jokes about Politicians

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
Jokes About Car Drivers

Jokes About Car Drivers

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
Jokes About Marriage

Jokes About Marriage

Wife: What do you mean coming home half drunk at this time of night?
Husband: It's not my fault - I ran out of money.
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

A boy called the doctor..
"Doctor, doctor come quick, my younger brother has just swallowed my pen."
"I'll be right over - what are you doing in the meantime?"
"I'm using a pencil..."
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

Father: Did you see Father Christmas this year, son?
Son: No it was too dark to see him, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toes on the edge of my bed.
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
What Is? Jokes

What Is? Jokes

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
What Is? Jokes

What Is? Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.