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These are our jokes about monsters, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, vampires, and other scary creatures. There are 21 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Monsters
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
Jokes About Monsters
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
Jokes About Monsters
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
Jokes About Monsters
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
Jokes About Monsters
What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
Jokes About Monsters
How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
Jokes About Monsters
What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
Jokes About Monsters
What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
Jokes About Monsters
Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
Jokes About Monsters
Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.

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