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Jokes About Monsters - Page 1
These are our jokes about monsters, skeletons, ghouls, ghosts, vampires, and other scary creatures. There are 24 jokes in this category.
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What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!
Fish and ships!
Submitted by: Joey
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Hyde-and-seek.
Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
The Loch Mess Monster!
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
He was all wound up!
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
To his summer Hyde-away.
What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
A lazybones.
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
They toast the bride and groom.
What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
They like to unwind.