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Did You Hear About? Jokes - 173 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are some entertaining jokes and stories that start 'Did you hear about the...' The jokes often have a goofy or unexpected punchline, making them quite amusing. There are 173 jokes in this category.
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Did you hear about the man who was given ten years in jail for something he didn't do? He didn't run fast enough.
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
He would bow when he opened the fridge door, and the light came on.
He would bow when he opened the fridge door, and the light came on.
Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
He's the Chief in-spectre.
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
It was de-lighted.
Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
He especially liked the vaultz.
Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twenty-five years to finish a sentence.
He took twenty-five years to finish a sentence.
Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
He got what he was basking for.
Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
Did you hear about the famous inventors who tried to invent the airplane but failed?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
They were the Wrong Brothers.
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
He said, 'Crumbs.'
Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
It was the ghostguard.