Did You Hear About? Jokes - Page 15 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories

A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did you hear about the idiot who tried to iron his curtains?
He fell out of the window.

Did you hear about the idiot who listened to the big match?
He burnt his ear.

Did you hear about the man with two left ears?
He couldn't hear right.

Did you hear about the werewolf who was ill?
He lost his voice but it's howl right now.

Did you hear about the young octopus who became neurotic?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

He doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

What make of car do shepherds like to drive?
Lamb drovers.

Why did the astronomer keep hitting himself on the head with a book?
Because he wanted to see stars.

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Bob: My doctor has recommended that I give up playing golf?
George: Why? Is it due to your health?
Bob: No, it's not that. I showed him my scorecard.

You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

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