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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes
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Did you hear about the idiot who tried to iron his curtains?
He fell out of the window.
He fell out of the window.
Did you hear about the idiot who listened to the big match?
He burnt his ear.
He burnt his ear.
Did you hear about the man with two left ears?
He couldn't hear right.
He couldn't hear right.
Did you hear about the werewolf who was ill?
He lost his voice but it's howl right now.
He lost his voice but it's howl right now.
Did you hear about the young octopus who became neurotic?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging the side of his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear.
He was playing by ear.
Did you hear about the origami shop?
It folded.
It folded.
Did you hear about that new card game called the vampire?
It's played for high stakes.
It's played for high stakes.
Did you hear about the six planks of wood standing in a circle?
They were having a board meeting.
They were having a board meeting.
Did you hear about the woman who had a door bell on her ear?
She said it was an ear ring.
She said it was an ear ring.
Did you hear about the two drunken snails who went on a pub crawl?