Golf
A man and his wife were watching golf on TV, and the commentary sound was rather low. The woman went to turn it up. 'Ssh,' said the husband, 'ssh. Not while he's putting.' Pets
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.' Office
If a train station is where a train stops and a bus station is where a bus stops, what is a work station?Monsters
What did Baron Frankenstein do when his monster's head fell off?
He made a bolt for it.Miscellaneous
I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual.Questions
If you get referees in football and umpires in cricket, what do you get in bowls?
Goldfish. Economists
An economist is one who thinks he knows more about money than the people who actually have it.Mouse
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.