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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes
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Did you hear about the silkworms who were having a race?
They ended up in a tie.
They ended up in a tie.
Did you hear about the author who changed his name to Parker because he wanted a pen name?
Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
He made a spectacle of himself.
Did you hear the story about the empty box?
Well, there's nothing in it.
Well, there's nothing in it.
Did you hear about the two men who were caught stealing a calendar.
The judge gave them six months each!
The judge gave them six months each!
Did you hear about the undertaker who retired?
He went and buried himself in the country.
He went and buried himself in the country.
Did you hear about the car mechanic that fell asleep dreaming about cars?
He woke up exhausted.
He woke up exhausted.
Did you hear about the town gossip?
They say that she has a great sense of rumor.
They say that she has a great sense of rumor.
Did you hear about the fight on the railway train?
The conductor punched a ticket.
The conductor punched a ticket.
Did you hear about the idiot who went to a farm to see a barn dance?
Did you hear about the man who was given the nickname 'Fog'?
He was thick and wet.
He was thick and wet.
Did you hear about the two kangaroos who got married?
They lived hoppily ever after.
They lived hoppily ever after.