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What Has? Jokes - 21 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Tickle your funny bone with our collection of 'What has' jokes. From hilarious wordplay to unexpected punchlines, these quips are sure to get a chuckle. Unleash your inner comedian and share these gems with friends for a side-splitting good time. There are 21 jokes in this category.
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What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
The Mississippi.
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail, and flies?
A dead cat.
A dead cat.
What has four legs, is large, green, and fuzzy, and would crush you to death if it were to fall from a tree?
A pool table.
A pool table.
What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
A quartet.
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant.
A birthday pheasant.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
A garbage truck.
What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.
A camel-ion.
What has eight legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg right now!
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg right now!
What has eight arms, is covered in fur, and likes to drink milk?
An octopussy.
An octopussy.
What has two heads, six legs, and a tail?
A man on a horse.
A man on a horse.