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Why Did? Jokes - 94 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Chuckle your way through our collection of 'why did' jokes. From silly puns to dad-approved humor, this page delivers a laugh for everyone. Get ready to groan and giggle at our corniest jokes. There are 94 jokes in this category.
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Why did the apple turnover?
Because it saw the banana split.
Because it saw the banana split.
Why did the human cannonball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
Because he was always being fired.
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
To iron his shirts.
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Why did King Arthur wear his cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Why did the farmer feed sugar and vinegar to his pigs?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the orange have to stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
It ran out of juice.
Why did the Maharishi not want novocaine when he had a tooth pulled?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Why did the pig run away from the pigsty?
He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?
He wanted a foam mattress.
He wanted a foam mattress.
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
It wanted to get to the other slide.