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Some corny 'why did' humour There are 71 jokes in this category.

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Why Did? Jokes
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

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