Why Did? Jokes - Page 1

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.