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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why Did? Jokes
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Why Did? Jokes
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Why Did? Jokes
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
Why Did? Jokes
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.

Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids

What's big, grey and flies straight up into the air?
An elecopter.

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