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Why Did? Jokes - Page 8
Some corny 'why did' humour
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Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
To iron his shirts.
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Lawyers
What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Driving
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Kleptomaniac
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Don't follow me, I'm lost too.
Sibling Rivalry
Sibling rivalry is for kids
What's big, grey and flies straight up into the air?
An elecopter.
An elecopter.