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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why Did? Jokes
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories


A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?


Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella who?
Bella the ball.

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