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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why Did? Jokes
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Why Did? Jokes
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Why Did? Jokes
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
Why Did? Jokes
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.

Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Kitten

How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

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