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Why Did? Jokes - Page 5 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Some corny 'why did' humour
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Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
Why did everyone find the baker's jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
He was a little hoarse.
Why did the pilot visit the psychiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Because he was plane crazy.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
The milkmaid had cold hands.
Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
Because he felt crummy.
Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
Because it was yellow.
Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
Because it had become a porky pine.
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up its mussels.
To build up its mussels.
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
It wasn't peeling well.
Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
Because people were dying to get in.
Why did the eagle sit on top of the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
It was a bird of pray.