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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why Did? Jokes
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
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Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Why did the woman have her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a cheeseburger.
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Why did the arrows shake?
Because they were all in a quiver.
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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

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