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What Do You Call? Jokes - 166 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here is our selection of classic What do you call? jokes. There are 166 jokes in this category.
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What do you call a Roman emperor with a cold?
Julius Sneezer.
Julius Sneezer.
What do you call a train filled with toffee? A chew, chew train!
What do you call little bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
Luna ticks!
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
A widow.
What do you call a Teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
A tubby
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
The Decomposers.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
No idea.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
A bulldozer.
What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
A box of quackers.
What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
A one ted poster.
What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
Julius Sneezer.