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The Most Recently Added Jokes and Funny Stories
These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.
Christmas Jokes
Did you hear about the invisible Santa?
You can't see him, but you do feel his presents.
You can't see him, but you do feel his presents.
Christmas Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Christmas Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alii.
Alii who?
Alii want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Who's there?
Alii.
Alii who?
Alii want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Christmas Jokes
Why don't aliens have a good time at Christmas?
They don't want to give away their presence.
They don't want to give away their presence.
Christmas Jokes
I just love Christmas. Every year I receive lots of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
Christmas Jokes
Where do ghosts go for entertainment at Christmas?
To a phantomime.
To a phantomime.
Christmas Jokes
Johnny: Will the Christmas pudding be long?
Mother: No, it'll be the round the same as usual.
Mother: No, it'll be the round the same as usual.
Christmas Jokes
What do you call a reindeer that is sad?
Blue-dolph.
Blue-dolph.
Christmas Jokes
Where does Santa Claus go when he's finished delivering presents?
He goes ho-ho-home.
He goes ho-ho-home.
Christmas Jokes
What do you call two girls wearing Christmas decorations on their heads?
Holly and Ivy!
Holly and Ivy!
Christmas Jokes
Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
Because he sneezes a lot!
Because he sneezes a lot!
Christmas Jokes
Who wakes you up on Christmas Eve with a plate of spaghetti?
The Ghost of Christmas Pasta.
The Ghost of Christmas Pasta.