The Most Recently Added Jokes and Funny Stories

Funny Intelligence Tests

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

Funny Intelligence Tests

Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.

Jokes About Doctors

Patient: Lately I've had the feeling that everyone is trying to take advantage of me.
Doctor: That's nonsense.
Patient: Really? Oh, thank you, I feel much better already. How much do I owe you?
Doctor: That will be one thousand Dollars, please.

Funny Insults

You might as well laugh at yourself once in a while — everyone else does.

Jokes About Monsters

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!

British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

Did you hear that last night a truck containing wigs was stolen.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.

Jokes About Doctors

Doctor: Have you had this illness before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, whatever it is, I'm sorry to say you've got it again.

Jokes About Insects

Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.

Jokes About Shopping

Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.