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Jokes About Restaurants And Food - 157 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
We have compiled a collection of amusing and entertaining jokes and stories about restaurants and food that are sure to brighten your day. Whether you're a foodie or just enjoy a good laugh, you'll find something to delight you in our selection. From humorous tales of kitchen mishaps to witty quips about dining out, we've got it all. So sit back, relax, and get ready to have a good time with our hilarious stories! There are 157 jokes in this category.
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'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'Let's hope for his sake that he didn't swallow any.'
'Let's hope for his sake that he didn't swallow any.'
'Waiter, what's this fly doing in my iced tea?
'Cooling off. It's very hot in the kitchen.'
'Cooling off. It's very hot in the kitchen.'
Customer: Excuse me, but I noticed there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: What am I supposed to do about it? Should I give a lifeguard a call?
Waiter: What am I supposed to do about it? Should I give a lifeguard a call?
Customer. 'Waiter, I'll have the chef's salad.'
Walter. 'Really? Then what will the chef eat?'
Walter. 'Really? Then what will the chef eat?'
I really Impress people when I take my wife to dinner and order everything In French. The employees at McDonald's are certainly confused!
Mother: Eat your cabbage, Jimmy. It'll put color in your cheeks.
Jimmy: But I don't want green cheeks!
Jimmy: But I don't want green cheeks!
Waiter, there's a dead fly swimming in my soup.
Don't be ridiculous; dead flies can't swim!
Don't be ridiculous; dead flies can't swim!
My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me, waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry, sir. If I'd known it was looks you were after, I'd have got you a goldfish.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry, sir. If I'd known it was looks you were after, I'd have got you a goldfish.'
My mum and dad went into this restaurant. They said, 'Waiter, have you got spaghetti on the menu?'
The waiter said, 'Looks like it. I'll get a cloth and wipe it off.'
The waiter said, 'Looks like it. I'll get a cloth and wipe it off.'
When we were kids, my mum and dad took us to a French restaurant. My brother said, 'Mum, can I have some frogs legs?'
My mum said, 'Why, what's wrong with your own?'
My mum said, 'Why, what's wrong with your own?'
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.