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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

Did You Hear? Jokes

Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.

Jokes For Children

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!

What Is? Jokes

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.

Jokes About Cats

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.

Jokes About Dogs

What kind of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!

Jokes About Horses

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.

Jokes About Cows

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.

What Do? Jokes

What do you call a woman who climbs up walls?
Ivy.