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This is page 8 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.

Jokes For Children

Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.

What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.

What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.

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