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This is page 8 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.
Jokes About Witches
What do you call a nervous sorceress?
A twitch.
A twitch.
Office Humor
An interoffice soccer game was held once a year between the marketing and support staff of one company. The support staff beat the
marketing department by ten goals to one. To show just how the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the notice board after the game: "The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 2024 Soccer Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game."
Jokes About Wives
Bill came home from the office beaming with pride. "I've been promoted," he announced. "They've made me an expediter."
"What's on earth is an expediter?" asked his wife.
"Well, it's hard to explain exactly what the job entails, but if you did what I'm supposed to do, it would be called nagging."
"What's on earth is an expediter?" asked his wife.
"Well, it's hard to explain exactly what the job entails, but if you did what I'm supposed to do, it would be called nagging."
Jokes About Marriage
One day a woman went to a greengrocers and began anxiously looking over the produce. "Can I help you madam?" asked the shopkeeper. "Yes, I was looking for some fruit for my husband," replied the woman, "Have these oranges been treated with any poisonous fertilizers or weedkillers?"
"No, you'll have to get them from the pharmacy."
"No, you'll have to get them from the pharmacy."
Jokes About Car Drivers
Brian: Someone's stolen my car and now I'm really puzzled.
George: You're puzzled why they stole it?
Brian: No, I'm puzzled how they managed to steal it, I haven't been able to get it started all week.
George: You're puzzled why they stole it?
Brian: No, I'm puzzled how they managed to steal it, I haven't been able to get it started all week.
Jokes About Airlines And Flying
Can you telephone from an airplane?
Of course, anyone can tell a phone from an airplane.
Of course, anyone can tell a phone from an airplane.
Jokes About Airlines And Flying
The airliner was accelerating down the runway for take off when it suddenly slowed down and turned back towards the terminal. It was two hours before it finally took off. A worried passenger asked a stewardess what had caused the delay. She replied, "oh there's nothing to worry about. When we were about to take off the pilot heard one of the engines making a strange noise so he decided to return to the terminal. It took us a bit of time to find another pilot."
Jokes About Tennis
Tennis players don't like to get married because "Love" means nothing to them.
Golf Jokes
Golfer: This can't be my ball, it's very old.
Caddy: Well, it is a long time since we started this round.
Caddy: Well, it is a long time since we started this round.
Golf Jokes
Near the end of a tense golf match, a temperamental player was thrown
off his game. His caddie, it seems, had developed a severe case of
hiccups. It continued for several holes and finally on the eighteenth hole the man's drive sliced into a grove of trees. Slamming his club to the ground, he turned on his caddie. "That was because of you and your hiccups!"
"But, I didn't hiccup then, sir," protested the caddie.
"That's just the point," screamed the player. "I had 'allowed' for it!"
"But, I didn't hiccup then, sir," protested the caddie.
"That's just the point," screamed the player. "I had 'allowed' for it!"
Golf Jokes
God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St. Peter teed his ball up and hit it. It was a real nice shot about three hundred yards down the fairway. Then God teed his ball up. He took a big swing and hit it. At first it looked like a real nice shot. Then all of a sudden, it hooked and started for the woods. Just before it went into the woods, a bird flew out and grabbed the ball and flew over the water trap and let it go. Just before it went into the water, a turtle surfaced. The ball landed on it's back as he swam to the shore. Just as the turtle got to the shore, a squirrel ran out of the woods and grabbed the ball. Then the squirrel ran up on the green and dropped the ball in the cup. St. Peter turned to God and said, "Are we gonna play golf, or are you gonna mess around!!"
Jokes About Old Age
Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.