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This is page 5 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.

Jokes For Children

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.

What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex plain later if you let me come in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive here, so please let me in.

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.

What is black and white and red all over?
A book.

What did the rake say to the garden hoe?
Hi, hoe!

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.

He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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