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Office Humor - 123 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here is our selection of office humor. Whether you're dealing with a never-ending pile of paperwork or navigating the world of office politics, these jokes are perfect for lightening the mood and bringing a smile to your face. There are 123 jokes in this category.
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'I know that you can't afford to get married on the money that I'm paying you, young man,' said the boss. 'And someday, you'll thank me for it.'
'I received three orders today.'Get out! Stay out! And do not come back!
An employee told his boss, 'I need a raise. Three companies are after me right now.'
The boss said, 'Really? Which ones are they?'
The employee said, 'Gas, water, and electric.'
The boss said, 'Really? Which ones are they?'
The employee said, 'Gas, water, and electric.'
As a retirement gift, we give you the clock from your office wall. We know you admire it because you were always staring at it.
Before joining the company, he worked in several other fields, including a wheat field, a potato field, and a cotton field.
Boss: 'Do you realize the Importance of punctuation?'
Secretary: 'Yes, sir, I always try to get to work on time.'
Secretary: 'Yes, sir, I always try to get to work on time.'
Crime doesn't pay, and working for my boss doesn't either.
I told the boss that I'd be in bright and early tomorrow morning. He said, 'Good! Either one will be an improvement.'
It was a bit embarrassing planning this event. When Bill announced that he was going to retire, it came as a complete surprise to most of us — because most of us thought he already had.
Retirement will be a big period of adjustment for him. He'll have to get used to taking his afternoon nap at home.
Someone must be asking the boss for a raise. I'd know that laugh anywhere.
The boss and I get along great. I laugh at his jokes, and he laughs at my suggestions.