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This is page 4 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.
Scottish Jokes
Hughie: I hear you're a great believer in free speech.
Brian: I am that.
Hughie: Well, do you mind if I use your phone to call my cousin in America?
Brian: I am that.
Hughie: Well, do you mind if I use your phone to call my cousin in America?
Scottish Jokes
In Scotland what do they call two months of constant rain?
Summer!
Summer!
Scottish Jokes
What's 30 feet long, lives in a Scottish loch, and never wins anything?
The Luck Less Monster.
The Luck Less Monster.
Scottish Jokes
Mary: Last night my boyfriend suggested having a candlelit dinner at his flat.
Jeanie: That was very romantic.
Mary: Not really, it just saved him having to buy a new light bulb.
Jeanie: That was very romantic.
Mary: Not really, it just saved him having to buy a new light bulb.
Scottish Jokes
Jock: I call my father-in-law 'The Exorcist'.
Willie: Why is that?
Jock: Every time he visits us he makes all the spirits disappear.
Willie: Why is that?
Jock: Every time he visits us he makes all the spirits disappear.
Scottish Jokes
A Scotsman living in London met a friend one day, who noticed his long face.
Jock: "What's the matter, Hamish?"
Hamish: "Well, I was on jury service, and ended up with three days in jail."
Jock: "For being on a jury? How did that happen?"
Hamish: The judge said "What is your name?" and I said "Hamish McTavish MacIntyre MacGregor."
Hamish: He said "Are you Scottish, by any chance?" and I said "Are you a comedian?"
Jock: "What's the matter, Hamish?"
Hamish: "Well, I was on jury service, and ended up with three days in jail."
Jock: "For being on a jury? How did that happen?"
Hamish: The judge said "What is your name?" and I said "Hamish McTavish MacIntyre MacGregor."
Hamish: He said "Are you Scottish, by any chance?" and I said "Are you a comedian?"
Scottish Jokes
The manager of the Scottish Football team has picked his team to win the next World Cup.
It's Italy!
It's Italy!
What Did The? Jokes
What did the bowling ball say to the bowling pins?
Don't stop me now. I'm on a roll!
Don't stop me now. I'm on a roll!
Jokes About Restaurants And Food
Did you hear what happened when the banana met the ice cream?
The banana split!
The banana split!
Jokes About Monsters
Why did Frankenstein's monster suffer from indigestion?
He bolted down his food.
He bolted down his food.
Jokes About Wives
Henry: My wife has developed the habit of staying up until two or three o'clock in the morning, and I can't break her of it.
Dave: What is she doing all that time?
Henry: Waiting for me to come home from the pub.
Dave: What is she doing all that time?
Henry: Waiting for me to come home from the pub.
Jokes For Kids
What did one candle say to the other one?
Are you going out tonight?
Are you going out tonight?