The Most Recently Added Jokes and Funny Stories - Page 4

Jokes About Boyfriends

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.

Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.

Jokes About Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!

Jokes About Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.

Did You Hear? Jokes

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

Jokes About Lawyers

The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."

Did You Hear? Jokes

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!

Funny Questions

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.

Why Did? Jokes

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.