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Scottish Jokes

Scottish Jokes

Hughie: I hear you're a great believer in free speech.
Brian: I am that.
Hughie: Well, do you mind if I use your phone to call my cousin in America?
Scottish Jokes

Scottish Jokes

In Scotland what do they call two months of constant rain?
Summer!
Scottish Jokes

Scottish Jokes

What's 30 feet long, lives in a Scottish loch, and never wins anything?
The Luck Less Monster.
Scottish Jokes

Scottish Jokes

Mary: Last night my boyfriend suggested having a candlelit dinner at his flat.
Jeanie: That was very romantic.
Mary: Not really, it just saved him having to buy a new light bulb.
Scottish Jokes

Scottish Jokes

Jock: I call my father-in-law 'The Exorcist'.
Willie: Why is that?
Jock: Every time he visits us he makes all the spirits disappear.
Scottish Jokes

Scottish Jokes

A Scotsman living in London met a friend one day, who noticed his long face.
Jock: "What's the matter, Hamish?"
Hamish: "Well, I was on jury service, and ended up with three days in jail."
Jock: "For being on a jury? How did that happen?"
Hamish: The judge said "What is your name?" and I said "Hamish McTavish MacIntyre MacGregor."
Hamish: He said "Are you Scottish, by any chance?" and I said "Are you a comedian?"
Scottish Jokes

Scottish Jokes

The manager of the Scottish Football team has picked his team to win the next World Cup.
It's Italy!
What Did The? Jokes

What Did The? Jokes

What did the bowling ball say to the bowling pins?
Don't stop me now. I'm on a roll!
Jokes About Restaurants And Food

Jokes About Restaurants And Food

Did you hear what happened when the banana met the ice cream?
The banana split!
Jokes About Monsters

Jokes About Monsters

Why did Frankenstein's monster suffer from indigestion?
He bolted down his food.
Jokes About Wives

Jokes About Wives

Henry: My wife has developed the habit of staying up until two or three o'clock in the morning, and I can't break her of it.
Dave: What is she doing all that time?
Henry: Waiting for me to come home from the pub.
Jokes For Kids

Jokes For Kids

What did one candle say to the other one?
Are you going out tonight?
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