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This is page 3 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!

Knock, knock.
Who's there.
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy man.

Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!

What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.

Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Because sometimes I just can't figure him out.

What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.

Submitted by: Joey

How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.

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