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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about shops and shopping. There are 14 jokes in this category.
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Jokes About Shopping
Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.
Submitted by: AJ
Jokes About Shopping
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
Jokes About Shopping
Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
Jokes About Shopping
Store Owner: l'd just like to know one thing: Why do you always pick my store to rob?
Shoplifter: Because you always advertise such great bargains.
Jokes About Shopping
Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
Jokes About Shopping
George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
Jokes About Shopping
Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Jokes About Shopping
Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.
Jokes About Shopping
I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
Jokes About Shopping
A woman walked up to the manager of a large department store. "Are you hiring extra staff at the moment?" she asked.
"No," he said, "We already have all the staff we need."
"Then would you mind getting one of them to serve me?"
Submitted by: JB

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