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Here are some jokes about money. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Money
Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
Jokes About Money
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
Jokes About Money
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
Jokes About Money
There was a man by the name of Little who lived in a house in a little town, and he worked for very little salary. The neighbors wondered how Mr. Little and the whole Little family could get along on so little money.
He was asked: Mr. Little, how do you and Mrs. Little and the seven little Littles get along on such a small salary?
He replied: Every Little helps.
Jokes About Money
Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
Jokes About Money
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Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Yo' mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vault.
Vault who?
Vaultsing Matilda.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.