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Here are some jokes about money. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Money
Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
Jokes About Money
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
Jokes About Money
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
Jokes About Money
There was a man by the name of Little who lived in a house in a little town, and he worked for very little salary. The neighbors wondered how Mr. Little and the whole Little family could get along on so little money.
He was asked: Mr. Little, how do you and Mrs. Little and the seven little Littles get along on such a small salary?
He replied: Every Little helps.
Jokes About Money
Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
Jokes About Money
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Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh?
Candy.

Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

Employee

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.