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Here are some jokes about money. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Money
Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
Jokes About Money
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
Jokes About Money
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
Jokes About Money
There was a man by the name of Little who lived in a house in a little town, and he worked for very little salary. The neighbors wondered how Mr. Little and the whole Little family could get along on so little money.
He was asked: Mr. Little, how do you and Mrs. Little and the seven little Littles get along on such a small salary?
He replied: Every Little helps.
Jokes About Money
Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
Jokes About Money
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Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Yo' mama's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!

I don't like tailgaters, that's why I'm speeding.

Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.

Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?