Jokes About Money - Page 1

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.

There was a man by the name of Little who lived in a house in a little town, and he worked for very little salary. The neighbors wondered how Mr. Little and the whole Little family could get along on so little money.
He was asked: Mr. Little, how do you and Mrs. Little and the seven little Littles get along on such a small salary?
He replied: Every Little helps.

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.

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