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Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
There was a man by the name of Little who lived in a house in a little town, and he worked for very little salary. The neighbors wondered how Mr. Little and the whole Little family could get along on so little money.
He was asked: Mr. Little, how do you and Mrs. Little and the seven little Littles get along on such a small salary?
He replied: Every Little helps.
Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Frozen
What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
Threatening
Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
The Lottery
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
Diet
Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
Teddy Bears
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
Stamps
How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12