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Jokes About Money - 25 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Grab your wallet and get ready for some financial fun with these jokes about money that are guaranteed to make your pockets a little lighter from laughter! There are 25 jokes in this category.

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'How do you expect me to balance our budget if the Chancellor of the Exchequer can't balance his?' the wife asked.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back.

I would like to open a joint account with someone who has money.

Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they do make fantastic ancestors.

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Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.

A man named Little lived in a house in a little town, and he worked for very little salary. The neighbors wondered how Mr. Little and the whole Little family could get along on so little money.
He was asked: Mr. Little, how do you and Mrs. Little and the seven little Littles get along on such a small salary?
He replied: Every Little helps.

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.

'Have you forgotten that you owe me five dollars?'
'No, not yet. Give me time, and I will.'

'How much money do you have in the bank?'
'I don't know. I haven't shaken it lately.'

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