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Jokes About Money - Page 1
Here are some jokes about money. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
George: Piggy.
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
A rich relative.
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
There was a man by the name of Little who lived in a house in a little town, and he worked for very little salary. The neighbors wondered how Mr. Little and the whole Little family could get along on so little money.
He was asked: Mr. Little, how do you and Mrs. Little and the seven little Littles get along on such a small salary?
He replied: Every Little helps.
He was asked: Mr. Little, how do you and Mrs. Little and the seven little Littles get along on such a small salary?
He replied: Every Little helps.
Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Executive
A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
Scottish
Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
A moving target is harder to hit.
Bees
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
It's bee-hind.
Men are like....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Monsters
What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
Frankenpine.
Potato
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
A sweet potato.