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Jokes About Girlfriends
Here are some jokes and funny stories about girlfriends, ranging from lighthearted quips to funny stories that show just how funny normal relationships can be. These jokes will make you laugh, whether you need a quick laugh or something that you can share with your friends. There are 77 jokes in this category.
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'I'd like to marry you.'
'Well, leave your name and address and if nothing better turns up. I'll call you.
'Well, leave your name and address and if nothing better turns up. I'll call you.
'If you give me your phone number, I'll give you a call.'
'It's in the book.'
'Good, what's your name?'
'It's in the book, too.
'It's in the book.'
'Good, what's your name?'
'It's in the book, too.
'Never make fun of your girlfriend's choices because you are one of those choices.'
Every time I found a girl who could cook like my mother, she looked like my father.
My last girlfriend used to give subtle hints. On hot summer days, she would fan me with a marriage license.
She had a coming-out party – but they made her go back in again!
She had the complexion of a peach-yellow and fuzzy.
She has the face of a professional lemon taster.
She was so ugly that when I took her to the beach, the tide refused to come In
She wasn't a vision, but she certainly was a sight.
She's a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
When I looked into those eyes, time stood still. Her face could stop a clock.