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Knock Knock Jokes - Page 1
Here is our selection of really ancient knock knock jokes. There are 323 jokes in this category.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
Knock, knock.
Who's there.
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy man.
Who's there.
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy man.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma Who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma Who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex plain later if you let me come in.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex plain later if you let me come in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive here, so please let me in.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive here, so please let me in.