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Here is our selection of really ancient knock knock jokes. There are 323 jokes in this category.

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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there.
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy man.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma Who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex plain later if you let me come in.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive here, so please let me in.

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