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This is page 9 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, nobody understands me.
Doctor: Can you explain what you mean?
Doctor: Can you explain what you mean?
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a small bucket.
Doctor: Yes, you do look a little pail.
Doctor: Yes, you do look a little pail.
Scottish Jokes
How is playing the bagpipes like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
Jokes About Music
Melanie was busy practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud banging on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop standing there.
"What's the matter?!" she asked.
"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.
"What are you talking about?"
"We just got a report from a neighbor that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this apartment."
"What's the matter?!" she asked.
"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.
"What are you talking about?"
"We just got a report from a neighbor that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this apartment."
Police Jokes
Car Driver: Why have you started crying after giving me that ticket?
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Jokes About Restaurants And Food
Customer: Waiter does the band play requests?
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Customer: Then can you ask them to play cards until I've finished my meal?
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Customer: Then can you ask them to play cards until I've finished my meal?
Jokes About Monsters
Little Monster: I really hate my teacher.
Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad then!
Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad then!
Golf Jokes
Golfer: Golf is certainly a funny old game.
Caddy: It's not supposed to be.
Caddy: It's not supposed to be.
Jokes About Bees
How do bees travel to school?
By school buzz.
By school buzz.
Jokes About Vampires
Why did Dracula skip lunch?
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Which powerful reptile performs in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz.
The Lizard of Oz.
Jokes About Restaurants And Food
Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Waiter: Would you expect to find angels in an angel cake?
Waiter: Would you expect to find angels in an angel cake?