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This is page 9 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.
British Humour
A tribal chieftain's daughter was offered as a bride to the son of a neighboring chief in exchange for two cows and four sheep. The deal was to be completed on the shore of the stream that separated the two tribes. The father and his daughter showed up at the appointed time, only to discover that the groom and his livestock were on the other side of the stream. The father grunted, "The fool doesn't know which side his bride is bartered on."
Jokes About Elephants
While taking a long drink at a pond, an elephant happened to glance up and spot a giant snapping turtle lazing on a nearby stone. It's eyes narrowing, the elephant lumbered over and wacked the turtle repeatedly with his trunk. And, for good measure, he raised a foot and squashed the turtle flat with a mighty stomp. A zebra, passing by, saw this attack, and approached the elephant with intention to investigate. He arrived just as the elephant was shaking his paw disdainfully to dislodge the remnants of the turtle. "Why did you do such a such a vile deed?", neighed the zebra.
"This is the same animal that bit the tip of my trunk over 8 years ago!"
"How can you be so certain?", inquired the zebra, "you would need to have an infallible memory!"
Raising it's head proudly, the elephant said, "Turtle recall!"
"This is the same animal that bit the tip of my trunk over 8 years ago!"
"How can you be so certain?", inquired the zebra, "you would need to have an infallible memory!"
Raising it's head proudly, the elephant said, "Turtle recall!"
Funny Insults
Someone blew out his pilot light.
Funny Insults
He's about four cents short of a nickel.
Jokes About Blondes
Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks," and the other said, "No, they look more like moose tracks." They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Funny Insults
His tree is missing some branches.
Funny Questions
Why do hot dogs come ten to a packet and hot dog buns only eight?
Change A Light Bulb Jokes
How many Thomas Edisons does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He doesn't change them, he invents them.
None. He doesn't change them, he invents them.
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.
Jokes About Cows
Where do young cows go to eat?
To the Calf-eteria.
To the Calf-eteria.
Jokes About Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's.
She kept throwing out the W's.
Jokes About Lawyers
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them.
Depends on how thin you slice them.