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Why Did? Jokes - Page 2
Some corny 'why did' humour
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Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
Because it was in a jam.
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Because it was in a pickle.
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
To try and catch up on his sleep.
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.