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Why Did? Jokes - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
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Why did the robber take a bath before he robbed the bank?
So he could make a clean getaway.
So he could make a clean getaway.
Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.
Because he liked cold cash.
Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
So he would be able to do pork chops.
Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
Because it had a funny bone.
Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids.
Because she was tired of raisin kids.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the bird join the Air Force?
He wanted to be a parrot trooper.
He wanted to be a parrot trooper.
Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
Why did the goal posts get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Because the bar was rattled!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
To get to the other tide.
Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker's shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
He wanted to steal the dough.