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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why Did? Jokes
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

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