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Why Did? Jokes - Page 6 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Some corny 'why did' humour
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Why did the man go running whenever he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
He was trying to jog his memory.
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
To unwind.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
To get cured.
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.
To catch up on his sleep.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.