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Why Did? Jokes - Page 4 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Some corny 'why did' humour
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Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
It was a slip road.
Why did the lion cross the road?
Because it was a mane road.
Because it was a mane road.
Why did the Labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
To try and find a barking space.
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Because he hung around for too long.
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Because he had a stinking cold.
Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Because he kneaded the dough.
Why did the sheep buy a pub?
Because he had always wanted to own a baaa.
Because he had always wanted to own a baaa.
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
Because he was a loafer.
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
He lost interest.
Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Because the elevator was broken.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
They suspected it of foul play.