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Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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