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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why Did? Jokes
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
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Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

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