Why Did? Jokes - Page 3

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.