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Jokes that start with the question 'What has'?

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What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Policeman: I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned.
Mr Brown: It works!

Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

What do you call a woman who has a white face?
Blanche.

Talking

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.

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