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Jokes that start with the question 'What has'?

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What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell outof a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
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What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
What Has? Jokes
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Firefly

Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.

Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.

Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

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