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Jokes that start with the question 'What has'?

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What Has? Jokes
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
What Has? Jokes
What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
What Has? Jokes
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)

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