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What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell outof a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Girlfriends
My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
Shoes
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Golf
Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
Nurses
What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
Passengers
Passengers hit by cancelled trains
Future
There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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