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Jokes that start with the question 'What has'?

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What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell outof a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
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What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
What Has? Jokes
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

1 Tequila
2 Tequila
3 Tequila
Floor.

Teacher

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.

Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.

Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.

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