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Did You Hear About? Jokes - Page 13 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes
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Did you hear about the boy who ran away with the circus?
His parents made him bring it back.
His parents made him bring it back.
Did you hear about the sardine fisherman?
He got canned.
He got canned.
Did you hear about the world's worst athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
He ran a bath and came in second.
Did you hear about the girl who was very shy?
She would into a closet to change her mind.
She would into a closet to change her mind.
Did you hear about the family who moved to the city.
They heard that the country was at war.
They heard that the country was at war.
Did you hear about the man who had a mouth in the middle of his stomach?
He was always good for a belly laugh.
He was always good for a belly laugh.
Did you hear about the monster who had four arms but no legs?
He was all fingers and thumbs.
He was all fingers and thumbs.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident?
He's all right now.
He's all right now.
Did you hear about the man who put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log?
He wanted to sleep like a log?
Did you hear about the man who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.
Did you hear about the hyena that swallowed a beef cube?
He made a laughing stock of himself.
He made a laughing stock of himself.
Did you hear about the man who had to give up his job in the biscuit factory?
It was making him go crackers.
It was making him go crackers.