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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes
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Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
He was a chip off the old block.
Did you hear about the new movie where a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.
Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
It was love at first fright.
Did you hear about the cat who drank three bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
He set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!
Did you hear about the turtle that was mugged by two snails when he was out walking?
He went to the police, and they asked him, 'Did you get a good look at the snails that did this to you?'
'No,' he said. 'It all happened so quickly.'
He went to the police, and they asked him, 'Did you get a good look at the snails that did this to you?'
'No,' he said. 'It all happened so quickly.'
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They fight tooth and nail.
They fight tooth and nail.
Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
Did you hear about the fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
He went to visit the loan shark.
Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shellfish.
He said it was making him shellfish.