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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
He woke up.
Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
He's been on the run for the last month.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
Did you hear about the man who drowned while eating a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
A strong current pulled him under.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail. They say his days are numbered.
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail. They say his days are numbered.
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race.
He was the last of his race.
Did you hear about the woman who named her horse Radish?
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
Did you hear about the man who went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
They threw a sowprize party.