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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes
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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
He was put in a dry cell.
Did you hear about the ghost who visited Africa on safari last year?
He was a big-game haunter.
He was a big-game haunter.
Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
He survived because it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the angry inchworm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
The judge gave him a light sentence.
Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
If I tell you about it, you need to promise not to spread it around.
If I tell you about it, you need to promise not to spread it around.
Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
He started telling tales of whoa.
Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
He was a chip of the old block.
Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.