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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
He was a millionhare.
Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
Did you hear about the famous artist who was arrested last night by the police?
Today, they released him when they found out that he had been framed.
Today, they released him when they found out that he had been framed.
Did you hear about the farmer who made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
Did you hear about the idiot who had his arm cut off so that he could sail around the world single-handed?
Did you hear about the scarecrow?
He got an award for being outstanding in his field.
He got an award for being outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the Red Indian chief, Running Water?
He had two sons; one was called 'Hot,' and the other 'Cold.'
He had two sons; one was called 'Hot,' and the other 'Cold.'
Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say they needed a little team spirit.
He heard the manager say they needed a little team spirit.
Did you hear about the artist who was arrested?
He said he had been framed.
He said he had been framed.
Did you hear that the local food factory will not make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
They're long enough already.
Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
It was a vicious cycle.
Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
He started it from scratch.