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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons and called them Hot and Cold.
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail around the world single-handed?
Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
Did you hear about the animal hotel with exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably.
Did you hear about the fool who keeps saying 'no' whenever someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!
Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy. So the farmer made hay while the son shone.

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