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Here are some entertaining jokes and stories that start 'Did you hear about the...' The jokes often have a goofy or unexpected punchline, making them quite amusing.
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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
He preferred ghoulash.
Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
The coroner said it was sewercide.
Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
He was a mynah bird.
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
13 passengers were marooned.
Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
No, what?
He was repossessed.
Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
They started a crime wave.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
It turned into a field.