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Jokes About Bees - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes about bees. There are 10 jokes in this category.
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What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
A grumble bee!
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
With honeycombs.
What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
Honey.
Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
Because both carry a sting!
What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
A mumble bee.
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
They use a buzz saw.
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
Honey-combs.
What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
A bee flying backwards.
What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
Zombees.