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Jokes About Bees - 17 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Check out these humorous jokes about bees that are guaranteed to make you smile. Discover the realm of bee humor as we present a variety of clever anecdotes about these amazing insects. There are 17 jokes in this category.
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What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
Zombees.
What did the baby bee ask�the Queen bee?
Is it swarm in here?
Is it swarm in here?
What goes 'zzub, zzub'?
A bee flying backward.
A bee flying backward.
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honeycombs.
Honeycombs.
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
They use a buzz saw.
What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
A mumble bee.
Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
Because both carry a sting!
What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
Honey.
What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
A grumble bee!
What did one bee say to another? Buzz off!
What's the smartest kind of bee?
A spelling bee.
A spelling bee.
What did the spider say to the bee?
Your honey or your life.
Your honey or your life.