Wives
My wife says my problem is that I judge food too much by the taste. Insults
I'm forming an attachment for you - it fits right over your mouth.Car Drivers
What do you call a guy who's missed ten car payments? A pedestrian.Witches
What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle, pop.Scottish Jokes
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? Blondes
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Because they go answer the door.Dogs
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog. Monsters
Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.