Why Was?
Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.What Do You Get?
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic pork.Mouse
What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash. Insults
I'm sorry, but did I manage to hurt your precious ego? Doctors
'Did you recover from your operation?'
'Not yet. The doctor says I still have two more payments.' Answering Machine Message
Hello. This is John's answering machine. He isn't here, but I am open to suggestions.Change A Light Bulb
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know? Miscellaneous
Hospitality. Making your guests feel at home even if you wish they were.