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Jokes About Animals - Page 1
Here is our selection of funny jokes about animals. There are 38 jokes in this category.
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What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.
Elephants.
What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.
A monkey wrench.
Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.
A cheetah.
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
I didn't even know they could knit.
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Because they're always spotted.
What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
He gets a monkey wrench.
What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
A boar!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
To the baa-baa shop.
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!