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Jokes About Animals
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
Submitted by: Adam
Jokes About Animals
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Jokes About Animals
What did the little bunny rabbit say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
Jokes About Animals
My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
Jokes About Animals
What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
Jokes About Animals
Joe: Last night the lion-tamer at the circus was attacked by his lions.
Brian: Was he clawed?
Joe: I don't know what is name was.
Jokes About Animals
A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They stare at him jealously and ask him where he got the blood. He asks them, "Did you see that tree back there?"
"Sure," they reply.
"Well I didn't!"
Jokes About Animals
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Jokes About Animals
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
Jokes About Animals
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Submitted by: Samantha Phares

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