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Jokes About Animals
What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Jokes About Animals
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
Jokes About Animals
Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
Jokes About Animals
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
Submitted by: Adam
Jokes About Animals
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Jokes About Animals
What did the little bunny rabbit say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
Jokes About Animals
My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
Jokes About Animals
What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
Jokes About Animals
Joe: Last night the lion-tamer at the circus was attacked by his lions.
Brian: Was he clawed?
Joe: I don't know what is name was.
Jokes About Animals
A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They stare at him jealously and ask him where he got the blood. He asks them, "Did you see that tree back there?"
"Sure," they reply.
"Well I didn't!"

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