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What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
Submitted by: Adam
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
What did the little bunny rabbit say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
Joe: Last night the lion-tamer at the circus was attacked by his lions.
Brian: Was he clawed?
Joe: I don't know what is name was.
A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They stare at him jealously and ask him where he got the blood. He asks them, "Did you see that tree back there?"
"Sure," they reply.
"Well I didn't!"
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