Jokes About Animals - Page 4

Here are are more of our funny jokes about animals.

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If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.

What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.

What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.

Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaaahamas

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

School

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.

Football

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.

Teenagers

I'm not as smart as I used to be, but you can't stay a teenager all your life.

Scottish Jokes

A Scots woman goes in a dry cleaning shop and says to the shop owner, "Can I sit down for a wee while, I have a bairn."
The posh shop owner replies, "I'm sorry, we don't repair scorched clothing."

Miscellaneous

The trouble with laryngitis is that you have to wait until you're cured before you can tell anybody about it. '

Marriage

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Bar

When a man enters a pub, he notices Vincent Van Gogh is seated at the bar. I really like your paintings, the man says. Would you like a drink?
Vincent replies, 'No thanks, I've got one ear.'

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