Jokes About Animals - Page 4

There once was 3 foxes. 2 of them were clever, the other one was stupid. One day they were stranded in a desert when they saw a little shop. They went inside and the 2 clever foxes bought food and water and the stupid one bought a car door. When they asked him why he bought it, he said, 'so that I can wind down the window when it gets hot.'

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...

A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp. "I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children so he's going to live with us - just like one of the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife."
"But what about the smell?" the friend asked.
"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!