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Here are are more of our funny jokes about animals.

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Jokes About Animals
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Jokes About Animals
A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp. "I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children so he's going to live with us - just like one of the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife."
"But what about the smell?" the friend asked.
"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."
Jokes About Animals
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
Jokes About Animals
What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
Jokes About Animals
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.

Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

Human

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

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