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Jokes About Animals
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Jokes About Animals
A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp. "I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children so he's going to live with us - just like one of the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife."
"But what about the smell?" the friend asked.
"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."
Jokes About Animals
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
Jokes About Animals
What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
Jokes About Animals
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.

Assumed Decimal Point: Located two positions to the right of a programmer's current salary in estimating his own worth.

Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

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