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Here are more of our funny jokes about animals.
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Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.
A cheetah.
What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.
A monkey wrench.
What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.
Elephants.
Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaaahamas
What do snakes do after a fight?
They hiss and make up.
They hiss and make up.
What happens when a kangaroo is annoyed?
He becomes hopping mad.
He becomes hopping mad.
How do sheep keep themselves warm in the winter?
Central bleating.
Central bleating.
What do you call a bear who is standing in a light shower of rain?
A drizzly bear.
A drizzly bear.
What animal talks a lot?
A yak.
A yak.
Where do sheep go when they need a haircut?
To the Bah-Bah-Shop.
To the Bah-Bah-Shop.
What type of animal likes to tell little white lies?
An amphibian.
An amphibian.
What ballet do squirrels like to watch?
The Nutcracker.
The Nutcracker.