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Jokes About Cats - 28 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are some entertaining cat jokes and stories. After all, who doesn't appreciate a good chuckle about our feline companions? Cats have always been a source of great amusement with their intriguing behaviors and mysterious nature. With their confident attitude and hilarious mishaps, these adorable creatures are undeniably amusing. So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh as you explore a purr-fect collection of jokes about our furry friends. There are 28 jokes in this category.
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What did the cat on the smartphone say?
'Can you hear meow?'
'Can you hear meow?'
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
He only drinks condensed milk.
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
He's a sour puss now.
My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.'
My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
My uncle said, 'My cat got first prize in the budgie show.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize, and my cat ate the budgie.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize, and my cat ate the budgie.'
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
An acrocat.
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
You're the purrfect cat for me.
What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
A paws.
What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
Put the cat out?? I didn't know it was on fire!
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Mice Crispies.
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
To a retail store.