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Here are some jokes about cats. There are 26 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Cats
What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.
Jokes About Cats
What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
Jokes About Cats
How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.
Jokes About Cats
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
Jokes About Cats
Customer: I'm returning this tin of cat food.
Store Assistant: What's the problem with it?
Customer: It says it comes in an 'easy open can.'
Store Assistant: So?
Customer: My cat has tried for three days, and still can't get it open!
Jokes About Cats
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
Jokes About Cats
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Jokes About Cats
Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
Jokes About Cats
Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
Jokes About Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

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