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Jokes About Cats - Page 1
Here are some jokes about cats. There are 26 jokes in this category.
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What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.
A flabby tabby.
What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
Mice pudding!
How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.
Cat-isfied with life.
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
The Canary Islands.
Customer: I'm returning this tin of cat food.
Store Assistant: What's the problem with it?
Customer: It says it comes in an 'easy open can.'
Store Assistant: So?
Customer: My cat has tried for three days, and still can't get it open!
Store Assistant: What's the problem with it?
Customer: It says it comes in an 'easy open can.'
Store Assistant: So?
Customer: My cat has tried for three days, and still can't get it open!
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
Buy one cat — get one flea!
Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
They were a purr-fect match.
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!