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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about pets. There are 28 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Pets
What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
Jokes About Pets
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Submitted by: Lauren B
Jokes About Pets
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Jokes About Pets
Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Jokes About Pets
My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
Submitted by: Shirley
Jokes About Pets
A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
Jokes About Pets
My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
Jokes About Pets
Would you like to play with my new dog?
He looks very fierce. Does he bite?
That's what I want to find out.
Jokes About Pets
"Say have you seen my new dog?"
"No, but he drools a little."
Jokes About Pets
Where do you take your dog if it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.

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