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Jokes About Pets - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about pets. There are 28 jokes in this category.
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What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
A trumpet.
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Because they have two left feet.
Submitted by: Lauren B
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Because they are always spotted.
Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
Submitted by: Shirley
A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
Would you like to play with my new dog?
He looks very fierce. Does he bite?
That's what I want to find out.
He looks very fierce. Does he bite?
That's what I want to find out.
"Say have you seen my new dog?"
"Spitz?"
"No, but he drools a little."
"Spitz?"
"No, but he drools a little."
Where do you take your dog if it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
A re-tail store.